When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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knock knock go away

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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