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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Where's my tractor?

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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