Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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