What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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