- Anti Joke

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.