- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb