- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

dat shoe shine tho

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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