A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Horse.

whats black and strange a paki

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Anti Joke

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