- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

no rasist joks

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

My children are mistakes

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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