What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Pianos.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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