Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Pianos.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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