- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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