Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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