What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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