How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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