- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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