your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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