What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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