- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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