Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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