why did you poop because you are a poop

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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