- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

that wall over there ->

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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