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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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