why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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