Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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hi michael

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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9/11

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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