- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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