- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Antijokes...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

I was watching Fox news.

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