What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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DERP

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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9/11

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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