- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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