- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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