Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

su algato es en fuego

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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