- Anti Joke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Women's Rights

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.