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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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