- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

my gramma died

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

An Aisian failed a test

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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