There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

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