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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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