- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make the general public confused? ...

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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