- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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