Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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One time i was sitting down

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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