- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

YO FACE

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

roses are red violets should be purple

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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