Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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