Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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