Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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miha kako si?

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Beka has AIDS

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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