Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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