- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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