- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??