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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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