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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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