Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Knock knock.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Click here for free sandwich.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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