Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Daniel is a fag

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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