- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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