- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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