Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

WOMENS RIGHTS

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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