- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Jeff

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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