- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

whats worse than gill? nothing

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