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I have a really funny joke.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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