- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.