This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Microwave

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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