Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

knock knock who's there? hope

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Haha, I get it..

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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