Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Sloths

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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