- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Once, I went to Peru.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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