- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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