- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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