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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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