Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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