- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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