- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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