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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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