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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Fat people

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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