You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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women's rights.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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