- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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