- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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